trollcops: take a donut break.
Still embarrassed about my cosplay. >:[
I haven’t shown you the wheelchair gang I formed yet, actually I didn’t get anyone in it yet besides me BUT ONE DAY………………..

When I saw the prom thing I was like “LOLCOSPLAY” and created this motherfucker right here. Enjoy it, sort of.
I believe some might remember these-
Eridan cosplayers DA and Tumblr (Hi boyfrayfray, I made these for you.)
Wow Eri, you breathe motherfucking loudly.
![Copied from my dA and FaceBook. (: “To Homestuck Fans: Which troll/kid/Something else ( like Vodka Mutini ) should I cosplay as next? I’m not going to be how they appear in the webcomic, but I’m going to take another stab at another AU cosplay again, Homestuck themed because yeah. >xD” So far people have said Nepeta and the White Queen. Here, have a picture of my trollcop Terezi cosplay from Otakon 2011 for a sort of ref picture of me. Never again Pax Paint, bluh. >:[ P.S. Ignore bucket. >xD
LEAVE SUGGESTIONS IN MY ASK BOX PLEASE! >:] i might not see your suggestions from reblogs](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqi3usYzyc1qgwmqqo1_500.jpg)
Copied from my dA and FaceBook. (: “To Homestuck Fans: Which troll/kid/Something else ( like Vodka Mutini ) should I cosplay as next? I’m not going to be how they appear in the webcomic, but I’m going to take another stab at another AU cosplay again, Homestuck themed because yeah. >xD” So far people have said Nepeta and the White Queen. Here, have a picture of my trollcop Terezi cosplay from Otakon 2011 for a sort of ref picture of me. Never again Pax Paint, bluh. >:[ P.S. Ignore bucket. >xD
LEAVE SUGGESTIONS IN MY ASK BOX PLEASE! >:] i might not see your suggestions from reblogs
delicious rainbow rumpus party
fruity blooded human smarties
I’ll troll you ‘til you drop
drop you straight into the pot
watch you simmer strider
let me taste those salty human looksphere geysers
let me taste your eyes let me let me taste your eyes
you’ll be seeing red
straight fed
up your bone bulge
oops what was that?
my rhymes are tasting like karkat’s
blood
you’re getting dull like his nubs
you motherfucking grubs
better run from my drubs
you’re gettin’ burned out
like my eyes
I may be blind
but it’s benign
I love tasting out my rhymes
served up hot, right on time
whats the time? 6:12, yeah we’re doin’ fine
john
I owe you an apology anthology
but karkat’s got me beat
your cosmological etiology
CANCER
you get it? the joke is cancer
wow that was tasteless like your lame ass answers
back
to my words so refined
that I spin
in your mind-fan-girls got me shippin’ all the time
with that troll, she’s a scourge, committing crimes
like those slimy-tasting horror-terrors you pass off as rhymes
oh please, you act like we aren’t your creators
dave, you sit there acting cool
your subjuggators are those gators
coolkid listen here, heads or tails, without fear
pick a side
pick your fate
I’m your gallows calibrator
listen up my delicious hemoboquet
this rapstuck has been like a big asshole and master coolkid beatsmith party
hehehe but someone forgot to invite all the coolkid beatsmiths
john
dave
vriska serket
spin me up something delicious
please, I’d love to taste you try
MC GC out
*squeak*
Music is “Terezi Owns!” off of Homestuck Vol. 7: At the Price of Oblivion
Better pictures of Karkat’s delicious steamed weapon. Because all the best weapons are also semi-edible……………………….
Materials I used includes; piece of pipe, cheap ass cardboard/duct tape/hot glue , lots and LOTS of model magic, acrylic latex for the cracks, spray paint, and finally some loving and tender care- *kissu kissu* U3U~<3
this is how you do props
That is fucking BEAUTIFUL.
aW yEaH, iT’s My BrO aLl Up On My DaSh. :o)
nosrsly alyssa is boss







